Apropos of nothing, I love this business: http://www.doggles.com/. For those of you who don’t know, doggles are goggles for dogs. All you need to do is replace the G with a D. I saw a dog wearing doggles the other day. I told my chauffeur, “I do believe that that doggie is wearing doggles.”
“Sir, this is not your car.”
“No, really. That dog is wearing doggles.”
“Oh. Wow. Cool.”
“Isn’t it great?”
“Did you make that up?”
“NO! They’re actually called doggles! There’s a website!”
“How do you know that?”
“I think I read it off of boingboing or something.”
“Right.”
“Yeah!”
“Get out.”
Business man/rich person gets in and says, “Who is this street rat? Get him out!”
BLAM!
End scene
And now, some pictures of dogs wearing doggles.
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